Tuesday, 21 February 2012 - Takoradi, Ghana
In port after 4 1/2 days crossing the big indentation of Africa since leaving Walvis Bay, Namibia. The arrival into port and the short stroll around the downtown market area of Takoradi were most enjoyable. Both activities were brief but prove again that any preconceived notions are usually wrong. I will post commentary and some pictures of both in a day or so as we may go out again and have more to report on. I will at least try to get a picture of the woman with a huge tray of raw eggs on her head as she crossed the busy street--very carefully. Also, the guy manufacturing TV antennas from the back of his small car. Industrious folks, these Ghanians. Stay tuned. In the meantime I thought I'd report on some of the goings on aboard ship during our more than 2000 mile crossing of the Bay of Guinea in the Northern Part of the Southeast Atlantic, as the Captain called it.
As I mentioned in an earlier post, Silver Wind currently has an uncharacteristically low passenger load around 210 guests and a full crew complement of 222 on this long cruise segment. Service is excellent, of course, but the ship seems very quiet. More like a private yacht. Except for the deficiency of Champagne, all is well. I'm not even a big fan of Champagne. Also what I'm not a big fan of are smokers, especially the handful of non-English speaking arrogant ones who choose to sit all day at the bottom of the circular stairway to the top deck. They seem to be amused, however, by my feigned coughing fits every time I ascend or decend the stairs. See, how we keep each other entertained on a small ship.
Also providing entertainment are the very small handful of incidents of very unusually less than perfect service and of the even more rare cases of bigotry or at least thoughtlessness that always occur with a mix of different nationalities of guests and crew. While I want to make clear that all is fantastic on the ship, it is worth at least making fun of some of the folks who are not, shall we say, used to being made fun of. So, here goes.
1. The pool bar drink service seems to be the training grounds for the newer bar waiters and bartenders. Bar waiters are tasked with taking drink orders from guests, of course, but also pouring soft drinks and doing minimal mixed drink preparation. While it was understandable that the poor Eastern European bartender had trouble understanding that I wanted a couple of centimeters of the highest proof vodka served neat in a champagne flute (to clean the battery contacts on our cameras, a recurrent need in this salty and humid climate), it was less understandable that when I asked a few days later for a "drizzle of Grand Marnier on my fruit salad" for my lunch dessert, 1) the bar waiter started to proceed to shake some Tabasco Sauce on my watermelon and pineapple and then, 2) the bartender tried to cover for the waiter by explaining in very educated tones that, "That's the way they eat fruit in his country."
2. One of the International Hostesses (no not what you think--they are low level assistants to the Cruise Director who speak a number or languages to translate for non-English speaking guests and perhaps provide some brief cursory language lessons for bored passengers who hang around the various lounges during the day) was called into modelling duties for the weekly show of jewelry from the expensive H. Stern shop on board the ship. When she displayed some burbles to Barbara and me at tea time--I hadn't finished my dairy free chocolate raspberry cake fast enough to avoid the show--this Romanian hostess took one look at me and proclaimed, "H. Stern is Jewish, too." Nice to know, I suppose. (Actually, this reminded me of a tour a few years ago around downtown Riga, Latvia where the guide pointed out many statues and buildings without mentioning the sculpture or architect until she got to an Art Noveaux apartment building and proclaimed it was designed by, "Eisenstein, THE JEW", with appropriate--in her mind--emphasis.
3. We had lunch one day with fellow guest on the ship, a handsome woman who lives with her husband in an upscale rural town in England but is traveling alone on this cruise. As she was the only black guest on board, she seemed compelled to expound on how she had found the local English people not bigoted in the least and that she was so much more aware of how she herself judges people on their merits and without any prejudicial thoughts. "All people are alike and no one should every be bigoted as I, myself, am not," she said. So when I could get a word in edgewise to her speech, I thought I would ask her about the "take back England" remarks I had heard frequently when in London. As soon as I mentioned London as a place without yet getting to my story, she said, "London, those people are all awful. Don't talk to me about THEM."
4. I will post pictures of the remarkable arrival at Ghana's small but only deep water port likely in my next post, but I do want to mention now that besides the walker who is affronted during his morning ambulations by the large ship's compass each turn around the narrow area in front of the Observations Lounge, there are a couple of fellows who run laps around the bow earlier each day. As this area is directly above the Captain and Staff Captain's cabins, jogging is discouraged at all times up front as there is a much wider jogging track further aft. However, their jogging activities were a bit more impeded by the gathering group of guests who came up to the bow to watch the arrival into port this morning. The joggers, claiming the narrow path around the binnacle as their territory, proceeded to push us photographers out of the way. When I suggested that they might be more comfortable using the designated jogging area especially this morning, they both responded with, Nein!" I guess a few of the passengers from the previous segment have remained after all.
5. Yesterday morning we crossed the Equator, approximately at the Prime Meridian. In a ceremony that has remained relatively unchanged since Columbus' sailings, really, King Neptune and an assistant, in this case a lovely soprano from Atlanta in the ship's troupe named Krystal, officiate in torturing volunteers from those guests and crew who have never crossed before. A good time is had by all, apparently. King Neptune is quite a sight, especially as played by our normally staid Scottish classical pianist Cruise Director, Colin, but I do remember fondly my friend Ray's version as Queen Neptune some years ago.
6. I just found in our closet that my sandals have again been polished while we were on shore this morning.
7. Lastly, I will report on the ship's quartet, a group of friendly Filipino musicians consisting of a keyboardist, a saxophone player, a guy with a bass guitar, and a drummer. These smiling guys appear frequently around the ship on recurrently scheduled activities, such as sailaway cocktails, before dinner in the Panorama Lounge (we go to The Bar, or whatever venue they are not), and for the occasional ice cream "social" on deck and for the even less frequent dinner-dance event in the main dining room. They have a fixed set, actually always identical set to the note, they play at each event. Normally one would know what comes next as they play after a few days on board, they THEY DON'T KNOW. The keyboard fellow, apparently the leader, plays what he kind of remembers of each piece (and his musically memory is not good, to say the least), the saxophone player toots a bit if he can find the note, the guitar player just stands there doing very little, but most of all the very animated drummer for each and every piece does a fantastic imitation of the automatic percussion mechanization that used to be built into turn of the century carousels. Polkas, waltzes, and ballads all have loud snare drum accompaniment.
By the way, please excuse if my sentences above seem a bit interrupted. I wrote this while an emergency drill for the crew caused a constant stream of PA announcements in our suite. It was kind of interesting to be distracted by such notices as, "Lower the starboard lifeboats and evacuate all cabins on Deck 5." A nice bunch of young lady crew members even came to our door in emergency gear and said, "Not to worry", as they put up a notice that our room was empty.